WASHINGTON ~ The selection process is over and all negotiations have been completed between the main factions of the Republicrat Party. The Committee is now proud to name George Bush Junior as the Imperial President. Republicrats can feel confident that the geopolitical and economic policies that have existed for decades will continue.
Global investors are encouraged to take advantage of the exciting opportunities that will arise from Bush Dynasty management of the new economy. Dynamic restructuring of the tax code, a floating-dollar monetary policy, affordable labor, and Caspian oil franchises will allow even small investors with as little as $5 Million to enjoy quick profits and rapid growth.