WASHINGTON ~ The Republicrat Party has won the Imperial Presidency with over 95% of all voters selecting George Bush Junior or Al Gore Junior as their leader. While last minute negotiations continue over which man will occupy the White House, Republicrats can rest assured that Final Solution 2000 will be implemented. Agreements between various factions within the party have been drafted and a new power sharing arrangement is now being considered.
New coalition-style partnershipping with global authorities combined with a unified moderate Republicrat power sharing system assures that most members of the Republicrat Party will profit from the scheduled economic collapse. Investment opportunities abroad, mergers, several promising wars and prudent investment tactics should provide Republicrat invstors with huge returns.
The current economic stagnation resulting from a shift in social engineering policies during the Election 2000 process will be replaced by brisk profits in the spring. After new governance systems have been installed and Imperial President Clinton vacates office, the new monetary policies will take effect and investors will experience enhanced profits exceeding hyper-inflation by 20% or more.