WASHINGTON ~ The Republicrat National Committee has given permission to both George Bush Junior and Al Gore Junior to formally announce who their selected running mates will be. The Vice-Presidential Selection Committe was proud of their selections this year, placing loyalty to the Republicrat Empire as their main criteria. The committee felt both men are well suited to serve as Imperial President in the event something unfortunate were to happen to the Imperial President.
Senator Josef Lieberman, a well liked left wing conservative, was paired with Al Gore Junior and Secretary Dick "Warbucks" Cheney was selected to be George Bush Junior's running mate. Cheney's exemplary service to the Republicrat Empire as Secretary of War during the Gulf War and Lieberman's outstanding public rhetoric during the Kosovo war propelled both men to the top of the short list. After nearly a month of interviews and consultations with global authorities, the Selection Committee picked Cheney and Lieberman from a list of over 86 prominent Republicrats.