WASHINGTON ~ The Church of the Holy Pharisees launched a glorious website to provide rightousness and meet the spiritual needs of Republicrats. It is hoped that the website will facilitate fundraising for the new Church of the Holy Pharisees Headquarters. Visit their sanctimonious website today!
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