REPUBLICRAT
NATIONAL COMMITTEE
THE PLATFORM

THE NEW MILLENNIUM
FINAL SOLUTION

PLATFORM HIGHLIGHTS



ACTION ITEMS:

  • Replace currency with debit cards

  • Balance budget by 2075

  • Require all citizens to purchase health insurance

  • Require all citizens to invest in approved stocks for their retirement

  • Increase the retirement age to 83

  • Increase defense spending by 280%

  • Increase corporate welfare by 250%

  • Increase the budget of the IRS by 174%

  • Increase the budget of the Drug Czar by 420%

  • Impose a fair flat tax of 60% of the first $200,000 of income only

  • Limit Socialist Security taxes to 30% of the first $200,000 of income only

  • Build 10,000 new prisons and re-education centers

  • Repeal of the unworkable bill of rights

  • Allow on the spot executions by police acting in good faith

  • Deploy troops upon the request of any think tank or Fortune 500 company

  • Allow the CIA to handle all foreign policy considerations

  • Require all news to be approved by the government

  • Exempt all multinational corporations from laws which may decrease profits

  • Set minimum campaign contributions to be no less than $35,000

  • Eliminate debates to insure a unified unipartisan one party system
  • Implant all citizens with a national identification microchip

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