SCARIEN NATION NOW BE ONE


PHORWIRD BI MIZTAH SKAREE


The following text is the untranslated forward as it originally appeared in the first printing of Scarien Nation Now Be One in 1994. It is included in this new digital translation to acquaint readers with the ancient Scarien language which is still used today.
Az eye xziss tuday, sayphlee awn tha Skairyun Plannit, eye haf difeekultee reemimbring bak tu tha daze win eye wuz ahsigned tu irth. Et wuz ovah 75 yerez ago win eye phirs beekame ahkwayntid wif PJ, Budd, Chik, ant Ruztee. Eye styll cee thum okayzhunlee. Thay ar awl liven en tha Skairyun wildanezz, wair tha mezzmezzro charee groze while. Thay haf kreehatid ah tynee villij en tha uhnixploord terrortowree wair Skairyunz hadd nevah vinchoord.

Throo lingthee ennervooz wif tha kombo, thair sewshill whirka ant sighkyuhtriss, Doktur D. Sturbynn, rote dis ahkownt tu halp tha fellerz reezawlv, en thair mines, tha charajik ind uv tha irth ant tu halp thum adap tu thair knew invyromint.

Eye nevah hadd mutch konphadents en tha kombo bahcuz uv thair lak uv entellyjintz. Sumtymz eye wuz kunvinst thay wur eedeeyutz. Eye hadd know idear thay wur sew kunfewzd uhntel eye red dis buke. Tha Skairyun eldurz hoo enstruktid mee tu seelek tha katz mus haf knone sumthin uhbowt deez jintulmin dat eye wuz nevah abil to purseev. Et iz troolee ah wundah dat thay kumpleetid thair misshuin. Awn mini okayzhunz eye neerlee loss mye payshunz wit dem. Eye wud haf giffin uhp awn tha kombo hadd thay knott deesplaid sutch deeturminashun, entegridee ant awnnestee.

Avtah reeden dis buke eye reelyzed tha powah uv munee awn irthlenz. Tha eldurz ant eye meht ant disgust charanzpourtin uh lemetid knumbah uv tha bukes tu surtin lowkayshunz awn irth uzin uh tyme shifta. Doo tu tha teknakal lemmytayshunz uv tha shifta, wee kud ownlee sin tha bukes tu irth yerer 1993 ant know uhthur yerez.

Eye kin ownlee puhray dat bi makin dis buke uhvayluhbull tu irthlenz pryer tu tha uhpokolipz, uh phew soles mae bee saivd. Purhapz ef eenuf peepul wouk uhp az ah reezult uv dis buke, tha koors uv hystree kud bee awlterd. Tha eevul majik uv tha Airyun Nayshun hadd awlreddi ben awn irth phor 10,000 yerez. Thair majik hadd tha mozt powahfill eefex awn irth kumpaird wit tha uhtha plannitz thay haf konkurd. Awn irth, tha eevul meutint sorsororz haf kreehatid uh rayse uv zombeez ant vampyruz owt uv tha huemin rayse. Tha Airyunz hadd praktuklee deevowerd evree sole awn irth bi the 1990'z, witch sirvd tu pheed thair darck powahz.

Ef ownlee wun ennosint irthlen reedz dis buke ant iz abil tu phree thair mine ant sole phrum Airyun uhpreshun ant thawt soopreshun, tha rawored phor charanzpourtin tha bukes throo tyme wil bee whirth tha ephert. Eye thynk et wuz prezzadint Jourj Klentin hoo sed `phree yore mine ant yore azz wil phollo`. Injowee dis buke. Dis myte bee tha lass chantz yoo git tu reed et.

MIZTAH SKAREE



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