THE WEB'S NO. 1 POSTMODERN ULTRA TABLOID
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IMAGE OF CONTROVERSIAL COMBO
APPEARS ON ANCIENT MURAL
RICHMOND ~ This tabloid recently obtained a top secret snapshot from a disgruntled CIA photographer that has experts baffled. The camera jockey photographed the interior of the Hollywood Pyramid during the excavation of the mysterious archaeological discovery in 1998 and, according to our source, a mural believed to be 10,000 years old was found that CIA archaeologists found particularly interesting.
A photograph of the mural, which is reportedly 22 feet tall, clearly shows a space ship hovering over a pyramid which has the word Scariens visible on its base. But even more bizarre, the musicians shown in the ancient mural appear to be the controversial local combo known as the Scariens. A publicity photo of the musical group posted on their website is nearly identical to the musicians pictured in the mural.
The CIA photographer was assigned to the Hollywood Pyramid investigation by a top CIA agent who has been investigating the paranormal activities of the Scarien Cult for years. The agent, Bob Dobalina, told the photographer that the mural was further evidence that the Scarien Cult is of extraterrestrial origin. Dobalina also made a remark about the resemblance of the musicians to the local combo calling themselves Scariens.
CIA archaeologists named the huge wall painting the Draloowekim Mural after discovering what is believed to be the artist's signature on the bottom of the mural. Art experts examined the photo of the mural but were unable to determine its origin and none had heard of the probable artist, Draloowekim. An expert on secret cults who is familiar with the Scarien Cult speculated that the scrolls on both sides of the pyramid may represent the secret Scarien Scrolls that were also found in the Hollywood Pyramid.
A wEakLy wHiRL kNEwZ staff reporter conducted a brief telephone interview with Scariens handler Manny Jacobs regarding the ancient mural. The cantankerous impresario offered no explanation as to why the musicians shown on the 10,000 year old mural look identical to the group he is associated with.
THE DRALOOWEKIM MURAL
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secret CIA photo of the mural