The Holy Son of God is the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost from which all Republicrat profits flow. The Holy Son of God blesses the Church of the Holy Pharisees with his Heavenly Powers and he empowers the Republicrat leaders that he ordains with super natural powers. Those selected from the Master Race by the Holy Son of God to become leaders of men and captains of finance look to Him for their inspiration.

The Son of God was born 2000 years ago in the Middle Eastern Oil Fields and quickly rose to prominence in the area with his teachings. Often portrayed as a simple carpenter, the Son of God was actually an accomplished lawyer and a certified public accountant. He brought together various trading interests in the first Church of the Holy Pharisees. With the help of his asscociates, the Son of God formed the first trans-national finance system when He merged Pharisee, Corinthian, and Gentile money changers, forming the World Bank.

Many of the myths surrounding the Son of God have been recently exploded by religious scholars hired by the Church of the Holy Pharisees to investigate His life. Early church leaders misled ancient Pharisees using populist propaganda. The early Pharisees were told that the Son of God was a long haired semite carpenter but new evidence reveals He was actually a clean cut caucasion professional.

Many of his original teachings lost to history have been rediscovered by religious scholars. A secret scroll was recently discovered that has been authenticated as a memo from the Son of God to one of his associates. Experts have now translated the ancient memo which reveals the two most important rules of success.

The Translation :

...the keys to wealth and power are to buy
low and sell high; and to dress for success...