Church Of The Holy Pharisees
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The Holy Covenant
A Holy Pharisee in good standing with the Church of the Holy Pharisees shall forever be recognized as an elite citizen of the global community and shall be accorded all the privileges and profits to which all Holy Pharisees are entitled.
THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PHARISEES
IS NOW ACCEPTING LARGE DONATIONS
You are invited to join the Church of the Holy Pharisees. The Holy Church seeks to recruit 4.62 billion people by the year 2012. The Holy Imperial Pope plans to spread the Holy Doctrine throughout the world and win over billions of converts.
The Holy Pharisee message has already won millions of converts in America with the help of the Republicrat National Committee and various global organizations. The Holy Imperial Pope envisions a time in the future when all people will embrace the Holy Doctrine, thinking and acting in unison for the benefit of the Brave New World Order.
There are only two requirements for joining the American Church of the Holy Pharisees. New members must make a modest donation of no less than $100,000 and Holy Law requires that new recruits must be registered Republicrats. Simply print out the application below and complete. Mail your completed application along with your donation to :
The Imperial Executive Committee
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C.
CHURCH OF THE HOLY PHARISEES
APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP
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